Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
