Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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