I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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