stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
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