so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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