i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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