shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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