So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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