He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Randomize
