Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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