Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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