I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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