from now on my penis is your penis
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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