Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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