am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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