No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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