grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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