My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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