i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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