What did we do last night that was yellow?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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