Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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