so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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