Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he puts the penis in happiness.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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