think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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