Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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