no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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