Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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