awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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