eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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