is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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