i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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