Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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