I don't think brook has ever known best
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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