Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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