My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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