Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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