Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize