You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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