My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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