I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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