I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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