I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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