ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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