Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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