hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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