Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize