It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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