Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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