Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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