I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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