you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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